My ‘Friends’ Don’t ‘Like’ Me

The “like” is an interesting form of social currency.
Something funny = 140-150 likes
A fancy cocktail = 125-140 likes
A pretty view = 100-125 likes
Photos of me under age 8 = 100-110 likes
An obnoxious photo from a vacation = 90-100 likes
Obligatory “it’s after 2am and I’m drunk posting” = 75-90 likes
Anytime I try to self promote = 50-75 posts (I get it)